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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 1:56 PM |
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Han as talking to Luke. "I think she needs to see the kids."
"She can see them all day on the holonet" Luke said
"Yeah but it's not the same is it, she needs to actually see them."
"Oh." Luke thought for a moment. "Well, I'm sure the presenter would let us have a look backstage."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I think so," said Luke, "at first we thought he was an evil Emperor-type-person, but now we can see that he's ok."
"It's worth a try, then." Han said, "C'mon Chewie, lets get my baby ready."
Chewie looked puzzled, and then walked over to Leia.
"my other baby..." Han said, and the two of them headed out to the Falcon
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 2:05 PM |
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Half an hour later Han, Chewie, Luke, and Threepio where flying the Millennium Falcon up towards the giant cabbage.
"There's one thing I don't understand..." Luke was saying, "There were reports of a new Death Star being in orbit, but I can't see one anywhere."
Suddenly, a TIE fighter flew past them.
"He followed us!" Luke said
"No, it's a short range fighter" Threepio said.
"Must have gotten lost, been part of a convoy" Luke said.
They followed the fighter for a bit, and then Han said: "Looks like he's heading for the giant cabbage."
Threepio paused, then said "That's no cabbage. It's a space station!"
Everyone was silent, and Luke had a funny feeling of deja-vu.
Han broke the silence, "Yeah, I thought it was too big for a cabbage."
"Well I think we might have found this new Death Star", Luke said. "Wait! Holy Sons-of-a-Sith! Coruscants gone!"
TBC...
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 2:06 PM |
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whysoes it seem like everyone in the star wars series has been cloned at least once in this book
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 2:12 PM |
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Chewie was roaring with laughter.
"Hey kid," Han said, laughing, "you're looking out of the wrong window."
Luke looked over and sure enough, there was Coruscant. "Phew!" he said, relieved.
"Erm, excuse me sir," Threepio said. "Are you sure this is wise?"
"What do you mean?" Han said.
"Well, I don't know about you, but I can still remember what happened last time we were onboard a Death Star."
Cheif of State Vader walked into the cockpit. "Don't be afraid of that agricultural terror they've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force"
"Oh brother..." Han muttered
Vader began to bring his hand forward in a throttling action, but Luke stopped him.
"Father, don't"
"Sorry son." Vader replied.
TBC..
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 2:34 PM |
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"Turn around!" Threepio insisted
"Yeah..." Han said. "Chewie?"
Chewie growled back a reply.
"We're caught in a tractor bean" Han said.
"Bean?" Luke echoed, "Don't you mean a tractor beam?"
"No, it's a tractor bean apparently." Han explained. "This guy sure loves his vegetables.
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Not long later they were in a hanger bay on the Death Cabbage.
"We can't all fit in those smuggling compartments this time" Han said
"Oh, and I was looking forward to seeing the kids." Leia said.
Artoo beeped something.
"Uhh, we have company." Luke translated, gesturing to the thousands of Sprout-troopers that were gathered outside.
"Leave it to me." Vader said.
Vader stepped out of the Falcon and on seeing him all the troopers ran screaming in terror.
"That's my dad!" Luke said proudly.
DONE!
-=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 2:52 PM |
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then Radon and Jamisk(from my fanfic) burst in and kill half of them while the group of sprout-troops broke up and ran in circles while being picked off one by one the millenium falcon's lasers
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 3:37 PM |
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Umm...
-=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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Anakin_skywalker456
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 5:15 PM |
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<If your joking, its nice to have someone new/loose here. If your not, umm then either get registered or whatever.
I'm too tired to post now but let's not forget Mara...or Corran/Mirax, or maybe a giant bug to eat the cabbage?>
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 12:39 PM |
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On Coruscant, Leia and Mara were watching Han, Luke, and Vader's attempt to rescue the Punks go flop.
"uh-oh," said Mara,"why do i get the feeling that rescueing the Punks and my sister-in-law's husband and my husband and my Father-in-law falls on a deranged former Cheif of state and me?"
"Wazzzzzzup, Mara!" came a very familar voice.
"Nothin' much Corran. Where's Mirax?"
"Oh at home watching Big Jedi or something like that. She's cussing out AnAkin with every name in and out of the book." replied Corran.
"And why aren't you watching it? Don't you want to know what happens to your daughter?"
"yeah, but i'm afaid of what will happen that i ca'nt watch. And- Oh SITH..."
Just then corran relized that the Holo-projector was showing the contest between Anakin and Jysie in the ELIMINATION Round.
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 12:39 PM |
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*****
On the Cabbage Anakin and Jysie were having it out in a mud flinging contest.
<Sorry can't go...on... to.. much laughter.. at the ... thought of...jedi flinging... mud...>
./. Cadet 02 ./.
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:07 PM |
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i love this book(we can cal it a book can't we)
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:12 PM |
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as a huge glob of mud slapped his face anakin got mad and started making huge amounts of mud and storing them up adn then
he made them one big thing and rolled toward jysella adn he won
down at coruscant everyione for a mile heard the worst words the horns could think of
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:17 PM |
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mirax and corran started making mischievous plans that evening...
leia opened the door. .. and a bucket of freezing water fell on her head. she used the force to check finger prints. when han woke up he found her at a datapad. "wactha doing?" he said kissing her on the top of her head. "planning revenge on the Horns." she said literally spitting out the last word.
tbc
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:20 PM |
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mirax and corran were enjoying a nice picnic in the park when leai and han rode over in a speeder and dropped a bucket of water balloons on their heads. mirax shaked her fist at them in a threatining manner.
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:22 PM |
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ok what was wrong with post about radon and jamisk?
im done for now
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:23 PM |
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no offense, but if you want to post u really ought to register. Our commander is Podracer. go to www.galacticbasic.net/forum
And I think it;'s an AU fanfic, rather than a book. Books tend to have more pages, less authors, and are made of paper, as I recall ;)
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:25 PM |
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No Offense, but are u perhaps another incarnation of Emp.Dan?
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:30 PM |
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who is emp dan
register mean join pchocopathoic jedi
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:32 PM |
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yes. and get given a rank. I'm cadet01. You have to find podracer, or one of the other Steads to offer you a rank.
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:33 PM |
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you have the smae typing style as Emp.Dan, and you have the . in the middle of your name. Ironic, that there should be punctuation in your name but not in your posts ;)
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Green . Knight
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:39 PM |
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lol
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 1:42 PM |
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:)
If you register with the psychopaths at beeurd's, we'll be moire the happy to accpet your posts. As they are, we're struggling a bit to keep the story going, and we need the cabbage, IMO. however, I'm jsut a humble cadet, and that is up for our leader to decide.
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_GreenKnight_
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 2:02 PM |
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i will ask them
i have plenty ideas for story
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 16, 2002 3:52 PM |
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<Yeah you won't have a prob getting registered. New users are causes of celebration at galacticbasic.>
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Beeurd's Girl
Total Posts: 225
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 1:53 AM |
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Good God!!!!
(shudders)
We are going to have to wake Anakin soon...
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Beeurd's Girl
Total Posts: 225
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 1:55 AM |
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<oops sorry
*~*cadet 04*~*
I thought that we were going to make this a bad dream that Anakin wakes up from...
Now I will prob get pelted with energy beans if I do...<
*~*cadet 04*~*
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 3:26 PM |
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You had better not do an E-wing on us
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 5:08 PM |
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<yeah, i think you'd get just a few blaster bolts to the head, Makia, if you woke Anakin up now...and they'd probably ban you from Rogue's cantina, and that would be bad! hehe, i'll post now!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 5:29 PM |
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Just then, the holocam cut back to Vladmir, pulling away from the still mud-flinging Anakin and Jysella. "Well, I think they round's almost up, now! And in just moments, we'll have the Tribal Council runoff, and we'll see who is the first Punk gone: Anakin or Jysella. But first, a word form our sponsors, Blended Ewok." The holocam cut away to show the commercials.
"Nooo...must get back to show..." whispered Leia, staring at the mini holoprojector screen with glazed eyes.
"Leia...Leia, honey, I think we need to turn the H.P. off now..." suggested Han, staying away from her, to avoid any attacks he may have provoked with the suggestion to turn the holoprojector off.
"Noo...must...get...back..to...show..." whispered Leia.
"Ook, there, dear, I'll-"
Han was cut off by Leia's triumphant shriek of joy: Big Brother was back on. He sighed.
* * *
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 5:29 PM |
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***
C
Vladmir smiled into the cam. "We're here at tribal council, where the Punks have just completed voting for Anakin and Jysella! There is an odd mumber of Punks voting, so this will be the final vote. And now, for the results..."
A drumroll was heard in the distance. Anakin and Jysie sat, covered from head to toe in thick mud, looking as nervous as one could with three inches of mud on one's face.
"The first one to be voted out of the cabbage is......Jysella Horn!"
Jysella stood up and shrieked loud and with rage. She raised a cupped right hand, and a huge pile of mud floated over towards the tribal council area.
"No, no, now now, Jysella, we all know that you - no, no no! No we can't get mud on the equipment! No!" exclaimed Vladmir.
TBc
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 5:30 PM |
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C "You can't make me leave! No! I'm still going to be here! Anakin was the one who lost!" shreiked Jysella, throwing a tantrum, the huge amount of mud still floating over slowly. The mud heap accelerated, and then,the Punks were scrambling away hurriedly, but it wouldn't be soon enough. The huge mud pile crashed down on the Punks and Vladmir, coating everyone and everything in a ton of mud. "Jysella!!" shrieked Jaina, furious. "Uh-oh." she whispered in a small voice, before turning around and runnign away fromt eh mud coated Punks as fast as she could, although it was very difficult to in the inches of mud. <all done!> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 6:08 PM |
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<Er...um...question? Wasn't Luke, Han, Vader, and Threepio on the giant cabbage? Maybe even Leia?>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
PS, I'm gonna post with them on the cabbage still instead of Han with Leia back on Coruscant. No, wait, I have an idea how to fix it...>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 6:16 PM |
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"And that concludes this special episode of Break Up the Jedi Punks...er...um...I mean Big Brother!" Vladmir concluded to the audience. "Cut that part out, will 'ya?" he screamed behind him.
"We can't, we're going live right now!" came a reply.
"Sithspit..." he said, turning back to the mic, and offered a huge smile before running away from the camera.
***
Leia reached over and turned off the holonet. "I wonder what he meant by 'Break Up the Jedi Punks'," she muttered, then shrugged. Han came up beside her. "I need to see them," Leia whispered.
"Let's go then," Han said, motioning toward the ship's ramp. "We are, after all, on the giant cabbage. There here too."
Leia looked up at Han. "Hey, whatever happened to my father? Didn't he leave the ship a few hours ago?"
"Yea, he's still busy scaring away the farmers."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 6:23 PM |
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"Oh." Leia got up.
"Honey, let me go find them. You're not well," Han suggested, but moved out of her way when she sent a nasty glare his way. "Why don't you..." Han started, but Leia was already out the door.
Han followed, and together he and Leia set out on the giant cabbage to find their children.
"Umm...Han, do you sense something unusual here?" Leia asked. They had entered a room in the shape of a cucumber.
"Ouch!" Han cried as he stepped on a big prickly thing sticking out of the green bumpy floor. Han started crying. "I wan't my mommy!" he moaned, cradling his foot.
"Han!" Leia smacked her husband...hard. "I can't wait any longer! I have to see them, in person!"
"Oh, right," Han sniffed, and they were on their way again.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 6:33 PM |
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The remaining Punks sat on a big potatoe in the middle of the room. "What's in the 'fridge?" asked Jaina hungrily.
"Dunno, go see," was the only reply she got.
Jaina sighed, and got up, going to the kitchen quarter of the big room. She opened the refrigerator, and peered inside. Suddenly, she let out a yelp, and pulled her face out of the 'fridge. She noticed a little orange blur scamper away, and almost laughed when she realized what it was. "I swear a little pumpkin just bit me," she muttered to herself.
She looked at herself in the mirror, and gasped. On her face was a big, swelling bite mark. "Weird..." she whispered.
She went back over to where the rest of the Punks were sitting. "Where's my beer?" Anakin asked testily.
"You go get your own," Jaina shouted, pointing her finger at him. All of a sudden a vine shot out of the end of her finger. Jaina stepped back in shock.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 6:39 PM |
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"Wow," she breathed.
"Dude," Tenel Ka said, "was that a...pumkin vine?"
"Hey! How'd you do that?" John asked eagerly.
Jaina bent her head in suprise and peered at the end of her finger. She pointed at a picture of an ear of corn on the wall, and another vine shot out. "Hehe! Cool!" she cried giddily.
Suddenly, she knew something. She didn't know how she knew it, she just did. "You guys, I don't know how I know this, but I can cling to walls." She looked at her hands and feet, and found little thorns poking out of them. Gingerly, she crept to the wall, and stuck her hand to it. Her hand stuck. She started climbing up the wall, each second becoming more confident about her new-found powers.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 17, 2002 6:48 PM |
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Anja looked at Jaina closely. "Jaina, did you grow?"
Jaina looked at her arms and gasped. "I have muscles the size of Texas!" she cried.
"What's Texas?" Valin asked.
Jaina shrugged. She pointed her finger at the ceiling, and a vine shot out. She caught it with lightning fast reflexes, and tugged. It held. Suddenly, she found herself laughing and swinging back and forth on the vine.
"Hey, now that you have new powers, you need a superhero name," Jacen suggested.
"Yea. How about Spiderman?" Tahiri asked.
"Spiderman? Where'd you get that from? She has pumpkin abilities, not spider powers," Anakin said.
"Ok, then how about Pumpkinman?" suggested Tenel Ka.
Lowied rumbled that Jaina was a woman, not a man. Jaina nodded her head in agreement. "Well, how about Pumpkin Woman then?" Anja asked.
"Hmm...I like it! Pumpkin Woman it is!" cried Jaina.
<finally done!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 5:33 AM |
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I'm actually going to post!
.:.:.: First officer :.:.:.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 5:44 AM |
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Chief of State Vader meanwhile was tramping through the many fields on the Death Cabbage. Suddenly, a farmer approached him, screaming madly and brandishing a pitchfork.
"Impressive. Most impressive," said Vader, "But you are not a Jedi today, tomorow, or next week!"
With that, Vader used the Force to twist the tines of the fork together, and then sent the pitchfork flying into another field. The farmer screamed in terror and turned to run. Chief of State Vader quickly dispatched him with a lightsaber thrust.
Turning away from the body of the farmer, Vader muttered in disgust,
"Rookies. They're all the same!!"
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 5:57 AM |
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Chief of State Vader's thoughts wandered as he trudged through the farmlands of the Death Cabbage.
"If it had been lke this on the Death Star, I could've raised pigs, herded sheep, and grown corn!" thought the dark lord to himself.
Vader passed a group of scarecrows, which looked like they were having a debate over what type of straw was better for stuffing. He did not notice them climb down from their posts and begin to follow him.
As Chief of State Vader passed through the corn field, a slight rustling noise caught his attention. Vader turned, lightsaber at the ready.
Done
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 8:07 AM |
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I'll post now
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 8:17 AM |
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Vader tilted his head upwards, and saw something! "Scarecrows?" he asked in disbelief.
"Yea, pesky little things, aren't they?" a voice said from behind. Vader whirrled around, only to come face to face with a...
"Scarecrow?" Vader laughed. "I swear this place gets weirder every step I take.
"If I only had a brain," the scarecrow sighed, "then I could scare those little sith-spawned creatures off."
"Sorry, can't help you there, but I can show you how to get rid of them!" Vader said. Scarecrow raised an eyebrow in question. Vader drew out a bottle from his cloak. "Blended Ewok," he sighed, as if in love. "In Strong Bones Flavor. This should make you stronger, then you can kill those wretched things properly." He flexed his muscles as if to show his point. He leaned over and whispered in the Scarecrow's ear, "It make's ur breath minty too!"
The scarecrow took the bottle happily, and rustled off.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 2:49 PM |
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I feel in a posting mood today! :D
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 3:15 PM |
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Vader looked at another can of Blended Ewok he had in his pocket.
"WHAT?" he yelled, as he noticed a label on the back of the can, that he had not seen before.
WARNING: DO NOT GIVE TO SCARECROWS!
There was a low rumbling behind him and a large shadow fell across him
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 3:16 PM |
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"Oh Sith..." Vader muttered before running from the 50 foot high monster that was now chasing him.
He ran round the corner and bumped into Han.
"Hey, Leia was worried about you, come on back to the ship."
"I intend to send a strongly worded hologram to the Blended Ewok company..." Vader said "They should make their warnings a bit bigger"
Han looked puzzled. "What? Why?" he said.
Just then a huge face appeared at the end of the corridor.
"Oh you didn't give some to a scarecrow did you?" Han said laughing, "I thought everybody knew not to give Blended Ewok to scarecrows!"
"Shut up." Vader said menacingly, "I still have that torture device from Bespin, you know"
Han shut up immediatly. "Yeah... Well we better get back to the ship." he said.
DONE!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 6:42 PM |
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<hehe...funny!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: May 18, 2002 7:50 PM |
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up.
Green01
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 3:44 PM |
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A post, a post! My kingdom for a post!
(I'm posting)
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 3:52 PM |
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Vader and Han sprinted onto the Falcon.
They found Leia in the cockpit, her attention fixed on the holoprojector.
"What is it?" she asked them, when she saw them both rush in breathing heavily as if they had just literaly done the Kessel Run.
"Don't..." Han panted "look...outside..."
"Why not?" she turned around and looked right into the face of the mutant scarecrow. "Oh..."
The ship was then violently thrown out of the hanger and Han quickly powered up the sub-light engines before Coruscants grivity pulled them down.
"What about Luke, Artoo and Threepio?" Leia asked, realising that they were still on the giant cabbage.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 4:07 PM |
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Meanwhile, back in the Big Jedi Brother house, Vladimir was about announce the first evictee.
Egor interrupted "Master," he said, "we have a situation heading this way."
"What situation?" Vladimir asked
"It appears that some idiot gave some Blended Ewok to one of our scarecrows"
"What? Everyone knows you can't give Blended Ewok to scarecrows" Vladimir yelled.
"Yeah, " laughed Egor, "even I knew that!"
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"Well it looks like this is goodbye" Jysella was saying.
Just then a 50 foot high monster burst through the wall.
"Why did I open my big mouth" she said.
"Uh, quick!" Jaina yelled, "we can escape through the gap it left."
"Man, that thing's ugly!" Anakin said
"You think I'm ugly?" The monster said
"Oh Sith, a talking monster" Valin said.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 4:11 PM |
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"I am Emp.Dan!" the monster said
"Emp Dan? who's that?" jacen asked
"NO!" it yelled, "not 'Emp Dan' - 'Emp.Dan'!"
"Oh big difference," Zekk said as the last of the Punks ran through the hole.
"We'd better search for our lightsabers!" Anakin said
"Excuse me!" a mechanical voice said.
"Threepio?!" Jaina exclaimed
"We got your lightsabers" Luke said, and he tipped the lightsabers out of a bag.
"Cool" Jacen said "How'd you get here?"
"in the Falcon" Luke said, "it's in the main hanger."
Artoo beeped mournfully.
"What do you mean - Gone?" Threepio asked
"This is not good" Luke said
DONE!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 4:26 PM |
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I'm postin
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 4:33 PM |
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The Punks all ran to the hanger, only to find that the Millenium Falcon had blasted off, or something to that effect.
"Hey, guys, where did Jaina go?" asked Jacen.
"Dunno..." Tenel Ka replied.
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Jaina swung through the giant stalks of corn, shooting pumpkin vines out of her fingers, one after another, with the giant scarecrow close ahead.
"Ah-hah!" she cried triumphantly, and snagged the monster with a vine. The scarecrow glanced back, and yanked on the vine. Jaina was hurled into a giant ear of corn. "Ouch."
"So, we meet again, Pumpkin Woman," the scarecrow bellowed.
"Huh?" Jaina said, confused. "We've never met."
"Oh. Well, then, we meet, Pumpkin Woman!" the scarecrow corrected.
"Yah, yah, nice to meet you to. Now could you please help me get off this ear of corn? There's a huge mutant spider crawling my way about to eat me," Jaina inquired impatiently.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 4:38 PM |
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"Oh, yeah, sure," the scarecrow answered, then peeled Jaina off the corn.
"Thank you. Now we can get back to the part where I'm the bad guy, and you're the superhero," Jaina said.
"Um...I'm the bad guy, you're the superhero," the scarecrow corrected.
"Same difference." Jaina shot a vine into the scarecrow's eye. "Take that!"
"Hey!" the scarecrow cried. "What'd you do that for?"
"Oh! I'm sorry, did I hurt you?" Jaina asked, and ran over to the scarecrow. He was balling on the ground, covering his eye with his hand. "Here, let me see it," Jaina said, brushing the hand away. "There, there, no harm done," she said soothingly, and patted the mutant on the back.
<done!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 7:19 PM |
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<bumpbumpmp-bump-bump-bubumpbump!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 7:21 PM |
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<oh, yeah, me post!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 7:43 PM |
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The scarecrow smiled at Jaina. "I forgive you." "Thanks. Now, we fight to the death!" replied Jaina. The scarecrow considered. "I don't like death, and I just had my first Blended Ewok! I'm just mutated! I'm too young to die! Please, Pumpkin Woman, don't kill me!" Jaina thought for a moment. "Well, I s'pose compassion is a Jedi's strength..." The scarecrow leapt up, and hugged her. "Thank you, Pumpkin Woman!" "You are welcome, ah, Scarecrow..." "Listen, I've always had a thing for pumpkins. You wanna go get a Blended Ewok or something?" "Well, right now, I was trying to film a show. Maybe later?" replied Jaina. "Ok, sounds good." said Scarecrow, who turned around and walked off into the giant corn stalks. "Well, that went well." said Jaina, who shot out a vine from her wrist and started flying through the corn field again. <all done!i know, lame post...> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 7:43 PM |
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<ah, oops, she was shooting the vine out of her fingers, my bad....hehe...>
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: May 19, 2002 8:33 PM |
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>just so everybody knows... there is a big thing going on in the Cantina (beeurd's place that is) so watch out... Poor Link didn't get warned, I think she is hiding in a hole... Just watch yourselves...<
*~*cadet 04*~*
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: May 20, 2002 12:42 PM |
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bump
./. Cadet 02 ./.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: May 20, 2002 4:28 PM |
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I've got some bad news for everybody. Earlier this evening our Commander, podracer838, announced that she would be leaving the Psychopathic Jedi. Needless to say, we are all deeply saddened by her departure. However, we pledge to uphold the tradition and story of Jedi Punks as long as we are able.
I'll take care of ranks tomorrow.
Now signing off for the last time as your First Officer.
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Date Posted: May 21, 2002 11:32 AM |
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I feel like someone just died. I hope yo get a chance to pop in once in a while Podracer, you're sorely missed.
*cadet01*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 21, 2002 3:15 PM |
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*Bump*
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: May 21, 2002 4:20 PM |
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Posting I am
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: May 21, 2002 4:28 PM |
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"There's a ship!" Luke said as they reached the hanger
"Excuse me Uncle.." Jacen interupted, "There is no way we will all fit into a TIE Fighter."
"Jace you dummy!" Jaina yelled, "We'll all have one each!"
"Well sorry..." Jacen said
The Punks got into the TIE Fighters
"What about us?" Threepio asked, with Artoo bleeping beside him
"Um." Anakin said "I'll stay with them and hfind a ship we can go on."
"Okay," Luke agreed "May the Force be with you"
"You too." Anakin said.
The others all left in their newly aquired TIEs, leaving Anakin, Threepio, and Artoo in the hanger.
"Right I'm hungry," Anakin announced, "where do you suppose they keep all the food on a giant cabbage?"
>> DONE
>> I have to go now, sorry I couldn't do a longer post....
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: May 21, 2002 9:16 PM |
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*Going up! First page: chatting, philosophy, pyschos, and ladies' footwear.*
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 11:47 AM |
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Congrats Bad Furday and Makia Alise!
We're getting loads of news recently, we pyschos actually seem to be leading interesting lives.
*cadet01* (If my rank's cahnged, sorry, I haven't checked it yet)
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 11:59 AM |
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oh! It has!
*stead06*
It's gonna take a while to get used to typing that, tho I don't know if I'll keep it for a while. Maybe I'll shock u all and post!
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Phoenix Storm
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 12:24 PM |
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Um, i have always wanted to join you guys in these stories you make, can i?
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 12:24 PM |
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Anakin lead Threepio and Artoo out of the bay, trying to find the pilots quarters. Pilots always ate a lot.
"Are you, are you sure we're going the right way?" Threepio asked querously
"Of course I am! Do not question the ways of the force!" Anakin snapped
"only, Artoo mentions that we seem to be heading towards the torture chambers."
"How would he know?" Anakin asked scornfully, walking past a sign reading 'Torture chambers this way' this a large red arrow pointing the direction in which they were walking. Artoo blatted scornfully, then fell silent. Htere might be hot oil. Guri liked it when he had had a hot oil bath, though he thought Anakin might not enjoy it quite so much.
tbc
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 12:27 PM |
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>of course. go 2 www.galacticbasic.net/forum and join the pychopathic jedi usergroup. new ranks hav jsut been handed out, since we just lost r leader, podracer, and some1 shld be around to sign u up and give u a rank b4 long.<
There was a low rumbling noise, followed by several thuds, and the corridor shoke. "oh my!" shrieked Threepio, "we're under attack! We're doomed!"
"No," said Anakin, blushing hottly, "that's just my stomach. I said I was starved."
Threepio gave a sigh of relief, and they continued on. Anakin hit the door release in front of them, but nothing happened. he hit it again. And Again. Then he shoved his lightsabre through it. The door still didn't open. Threepio was not suprised.
"Blasterbolts!" Anakin yelled to the Giant Cabbage in General.
"No, my friend," came an eerie voice, "not even blasterbolts will open that door."
"WHo, who are you?" Anakin asked with a trembling voice.
tbc
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 12:28 PM |
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"Who do you think?" the voice snaped back. "You're still on my Death Cabbage, you dolt! You've walked straight into my torture chambers! Mwahahaha!"
Anakin and the droids turned around, to stare at the room through wich they had jsut walked.
"Artoo! We were not in denail! Just because we failed to notice that we were walking through a huge torture chamber doesn't meanthat we were denying that we were walking through a huge torture chamber!" Threepio remonstrated the smaller droid.
"So, what are you going to do to us?" Anakin asked.
"Who knows? WHo cares? As long as it's good holovision, no one! Mwahahaha!" Came the reply
"You've really been working on that evil laugh, haven't you?" Anakin realised that, with his back against the wall, all he could do was squirm. Time to start toadying. "It's really good!"
tbc
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 12:31 PM |
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"You really think so? I've been learning from this mail order booklet 'evil laughs for evil men', but the diagrams aren't really helping."
"You've got it licked!" Anakin nodded vehementally. The gaurds, carrying pitchforks, slowed their approach jsut a little. "I've heard a lot of evil laughs in my time, and that was one of the best!" the guards egan to speed up again. "The best, in fact!" Anakin added hastily.
"Really? I'm very flattered. Unfortunately. I don't get paid to get flattered, I get paid to get you tortured."
"Who'd pay to watch that?"
"I don't know, I jsut get the checks. Get him boys!"
tbc
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 12:33 PM |
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The guards leapt forwards, grabbing Anakin while he was still trying to extract his lightsabre from the door release mechanism. To his surpirse they took him out of the huge torture chamber, and into a small room, full of cushions and cute pictures and one overstuffed couch. A large yellow head was forced over his own, and three other people in similar atire appeared. The guards quickly explained the premise of the show.
The title credits rolled. Anakin was shaking. What were they going to do to him? What sort of sithspit was a 'Tweenie' anyway?
*stead06*
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: May 22, 2002 4:55 PM |
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*Going up! First page: chatting, philosophy, pyschos, and ladies' footwear.*
Cadet 06
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 6:48 AM |
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ok i jioned your group and was approved but how do i find my rank?
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 8:38 AM |
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go to galacticbasic.net
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 8:40 AM |
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It's in the forums at beeurds. See the Ranks thread in the Psycho section.Anyway, welcome aboard! For the time being, you're Green 03.
0))) Commander (((0
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 9:05 AM |
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thanx
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 9:35 AM |
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I think you're green 3. add whatever random punctuation u want to that to make it look more impressive.
*stead06*
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:23 PM |
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oh so i get to make it all pretty
**~green 03~**
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:28 PM |
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yup, though we better 'cut the comm chatter' and one of us should post. We're making it v hard for who ever edits this bit.
*stead06*
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:33 PM |
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ok
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:33 PM |
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ok give me a sec to think
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:43 PM |
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ok everybody and welcome to the show our first contetested on the show is a mr. solo
as you know this is everyones' faverite torture show Billy bob filmed live a gaint cabbage before the show we decided to give mr. solo a twennie so let's get started
(crownd appears and cheers out of nowhere)
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:50 PM |
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hellond welcome to everybodies faverite turtore show billybob filmed live on a gaint cabbage today's contesent is anikin solo member of the punks before the show we decieded to give him teh (glances around twince) the Tweniee (he laughs evilly) let's get started (crowd appears out of nowhere and cheers)
**~green 03~**
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:51 PM |
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sorry didn't mean to do that read the second on eso sorry didn't think the first on posted
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:52 PM |
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you don't know what the Tweenie's are, do you? It's an English little kids show. Perhaps you should do the other characters?
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solosgal
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 12:55 PM |
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nope s yeah i live in united sttes never even heard of it so sorry to all you peps who read that
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 23, 2002 3:43 PM |
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<hey, I know ur new, but could you please use proper punctuation in your posts? Thanx. BTW, call me Sticks :)> ~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~ http://www.gecities.com/psychopathic_jedi/
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