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A conversation thread would be great,
podracer. We could discuss story ideas and other things
without taking up space in the actual story. Please do it!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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| Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 5:58
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Hmm...we managed to keep this story alive,
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>Okay, I'll put up the convo thread
right now then! That'll give the readers that don't write
anything a place to talk, and us writers to discuss
ideas!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Hello Everyone! This is a great story!
You'd be surprised at the looks I've been recieving while i
was reading this. (I wrote before under another name.)
Anyway...I decided to continue the story...despite my amatuer
writing skills.(My spelling skills too, I guess)
The
Punks,were badly concerned about the warning, and thier low
alcahol level, and decided to find a nearby cantina. They
quickly ran through several corridors, all of which were
mysteriously empty.
"So, what do you think is going on?"
asked Jysella, disterbing the strange silence.
"Let's ask
someone." replied Jainaas they finally entered the cantina.
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| Date Posted: Jan 27, 2002 5:20
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*Jaina as* |
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Jaina's jaw dropped in surprise when she
saw who was sitting at the bar.
"Hello Kyp,"a shocked
Anakin said as he entered the room.
"What are you doing
here?" asked Jacen
"I had a conversation with your uncle,"
Kyp started. "and I thought you might be in
trouble..."
"This is a fact..." said Taheri, chuckling as
she teased her dathomiri friend.
"...and I thought you
might want some help." Kyp said as he turned to face them.
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| Date Posted: Jan 27, 2002 5:32
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If you don't like the posts...ignore them,
I guess. |
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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| Date Posted: Jan 27, 2002 5:40
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Quiestion: what does it take to become a
Pshychopathetic Jedi? I'd like to join the group, and i was
wondering if there are any requirements. |
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No requirements that I know of, but you'd
have to ask podracer, it's her idea.
Jaina
felt her face go red. She liked Zekk, but she also liked Kyp
too. Would her affections for both of them cause conflict
within the band? Jaina sighed in frustration. Love was so
complicated. |
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Jaina quickly got over her moment of
thought, and stated, "Actually, Kyp, we're not in trouble yet.
We've had warnings, but we cant seem to find out what's going
on. We cant even find Lando, who is supposed to be here on
vacation with his wife. Do you know anything?"
"Well,
no," Kyp stammered, "Luke just told me you were in
trouble."
"Yeah, in trouble with his wife," Zekk said
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They walked out of the cantina. Spotting a
drunk in the street, they walked over to him, weapons drawn.
"What is going on here?" Tahiri demanded.
"Easy, little
girl, you aren't actually gonna shoot me, are you? Put the
weapon down," he slurred. Tahiri aimed her gun. Noticing the
other punks for the first time, the alien's eyes jumped out of
his head. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you everything. You guys
gotta get off this planet as soon as you can."
"Why?"
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"The word going around is...that some
crazy women are going around threatening everyone, that they
will blow Cloud City to shreds, if a group of 'punks' aren't
brought to them within the hour. The leader said something
about revenge for her ship..."
"Sithspit, they know we're
here!" Zekk said.
"Or they have reason to think you are."
replied Kyp.
"One Question," Tahiri said to the drunken
man, "Why are you still here?" |
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"Well, since no one has verified this,
there's no reason to panic. Who would want to take a drunk in
their ship anyway? Want to join me for a drink?" slurred the
drunk.
Refusing, Tahiri and the others cautiously walked
down the street.
A sudden disturbance up ahead made Zekk
motion all the Punks into an empty storage room. Locking the
door, Jacen passed out ysalamiri necklaces for everyone, which
he just happened to be carrying in a knapsack.
The Punks
all put their ears to the door and listened.
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"Alright you, where are they?" said a
voice.
"That sounds like Mara!" whispered Anakin. The
snap-hiss of a lightsaber followed, and another voice
spoke.
"You realise that if we find you are lying to us, we
will have to ....punish you?"
"It's Mirax!" exclaimed
Jaina. The being who was being held for questioning wimpered
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"Whho-who are yyou lookin' for?" it
asked.
"THE PUNKS!!" yelled a revenge crazed Mara and
Mirax. "After what they did to the both of us and my ship,
THEY WILL PAY!!"
Behind the door, the Punks glanced at
each other nervously.
"Uhhh, I haven't seen any punks
walking around, but I.."
"Silence!!" cried Mirax. Mara
reached out with the Force.
"This one's telling the truth"
she said. Then her eyes narrowed as she turned to the
being.
"Get out of my sight!" growled Mara.
A few
moments later, Mara and Mirax walked past the door the Punks
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"C'mon. They're obviously not in this
alley."
Mara motioned Mirax to follow her.
The Punks
let out sigh of relief. "Okay, we'll wait a minute, then get
out of her," Zekk ordered.
After a count of 100, Jaina
opened the door. Stepping out, she nearly ran into Mirax.
"Here for the concert?" she asked timidly.
"Not
exactly."
"We came to see you," Mara put
in.
"Oh. Really? That's too bad, 'cause we were just on
our way off-planet," Jaina answered.
Mirax and Mara let
deadly smiles creep across their lips. "We know you were,"
Mara answered.
"And you're coming with US,
Punk-brats!"
Jaina let out a
groan.
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"So, how did you find us?"
Tahiri asked. "We were wearing ysalamiri
necklaces."
Mara laughed. "Oh, simple-minded fools! I
takes the entire animal to generate a bubble."
Jaina
looked surprised, but mangaged to stammer: "B-but that's not
what you told us on Coruscant."
Mara smiled at her.
"I'm surprised you remembered that!" She gave him sarcastic
applause. "It's too bad that you were so drunk that you
believed me." Her smile turned into an angry
scowl.
Jaina looked down, embarrassed.
Mara gave
the Punks bound together on the floor of Mirax's ship a look
of disappointment. "Didn't you notice that NONE of your senses
were impaired?"
Anakin replyed the memory breifly in
his mind. "Come to think of it, there WAS no
difference."
Mara smiled at the boy. "Very good. You've
all grown so used to seeing the Universe with an enhanced
veiw, you sometimes forget that you aren't normal. Shame on
you. For becoming so blind like that." She shook her
head.
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Zekk let his head fall back. "I don't know
how we're going to get out of this one."
"Hey! That
line sounds awfully familiar..." Jaina said.
Just then,
the ship lurched beneath them.
Mirax ran in from the
cockpit. "The hyperdrive is down!"
"Sheilds?" Mara
asked.
"Failing."
Jaina just laughed. "Now I
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As the ship cleared Bespin's atmosphere,
Mirax swore.
"Sithspit! Star destroyer dead ahead!"
The
Punks all looked at each other . The situation had improved.
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Zekk grinned at Jaina and whispered,
"Maybe it's our friends from Bastion."
"What did you
say?" Mara hollered.
"I said, they have no chance
against us," Zekk answered nonchalantly.
"Hmmm, you
really think so?" Mirax asked thoughtfully.
"We can
win," Jaina said.
"We can win," Mirax
echoed.
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"You will let us go, then we will help
you," Anakin said forcefully, catching onto Jaina's
plan.
"I will let you go, then you can help me..."
Mirax whispered. She cut off their bonds, then strolled out of
the room as if she were in a trance. The Punks
grinned.
"We'd better go before Mirax figures out we
used mind powers on her, and Mara finds out we're missing,"
Jacen said. They found an escape pod on the ship, and ejected,
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Mara...aware of thier escape, and unaware
that the punks have/ had imperial friends...decided to leave
them to thier fate...
While an angry Mirax...longed for her
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The punks flew the escape pod into the
main hangar of the star destroyer. After landing, they all
crowded round the exit hatch.
"Well, at least we escaped
from those crazy women." said Jacen as he thumbed the release
hatch.
They all exited the pod. What they saw stunned them
into silence.
"Hello, punks!" came the voice of a crazy
woman in the middle of a gang of armed stormtroopers - all
with their weapons pointed at them. The voice belonged to...
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Ysanne Isaard!
"But, but, you're dead!"
cried Tahiri!
"No, it wasn't me who died 4 years ago" she
replied. "It was my clone! Now I'm back and am going to take
over the galaxy with... your singing!" Her red and blue eyes
danced crazily in the light.
"What!?!" the punks all cried
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"Yes!" she said. "I have a very cunning
plan. First I will torture you to make you do my bidding, then
you will record for me a song so boring and terrible that
whoever listens to it will become mindless zombies, ready to
do my bidding! HA HA HA HA HA!" she laughed maniacally. "Oh,"
she added. "Don't try any of that force stuff on me. I have a
ship full of ysalamiri!"
"Oh no!" cried the punks!
"Whatever shall we do?" |
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<That's my part for today. Please
someone continue. I couldn't think of a way for them to
escape. Or maybe they could record the song?>
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<Oh, I forgot. The ship they are on is
the Lusankya.> |
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"Jedi fools day!" the lady cried, taking
off a mask. Long green hair fell to the deck, and the punks
instantly recognized her as an officer that was at Bastion.
"Actually, we came here to ask you guys if you wanted to
perform at Bastion again. We're having this big smash with
keggars and everything."
The punks let out their breath
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"Sure we will!" Jacen said.
"Yeah,"
Jaina said. The other punks started lauging evily. They
followed the Imps back to their own SD, which they named the
Broken Imperial. A few Imperial officers were seen
around the place, wearing horrendously similar outfits to the
punks. After one of the females showed up with a tube top on,
the punks decided it was time to go.
"Okay. We need a
ship, so we'll steal this SD. Then we can run to the Unknown
Reigons and hide for a few years." Jaina said to the other
punks as they were coming up with their escape plan.
"But
we'll need supplies. Anakin and Tahiri, you get the hair dye.
Jacen and Tenel Ka, you get the drinks. Zeek and I will swipe
some food, and Lowie can figure out what to do with the Imps
on out SD." Jaina continued. Jacen glared at her.
"I say
that we tie them up and have some fun!" Tahiri said, rubbing
her hands together. Jacen sighed.
"Isn't one demented
person out for revenge on us enough?" he asked. |
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"No." Anakin said. Soon they all met back
at the SD's command center with their survival packs. Lowie
growled. He switched off EmTeeDee mid-sentance.
"Okay,
Lowie." Jaina said. Jacen smiled. The Solos all went out with
some rope, and Lowie, to tie up the Imperials. They stashed
them all near the 'make-over' room.
Soon the punks were
far into the unknown reigons. Jaina fell asleep in the command
chair, and she dreamed that an asteroid was shooting plasma
bolts at their SD. She jolted awake. Naw, that could never
happen.
"Hey, Jaina. I'm bored. What do you say we play
with the Imps?" Jacen asked. Anakin opened up some of thir
drinks...
For the next month the punks hid out in the UK,
re creating Imperials. Jaina had alot of fun with them memory
wipes, making them think they were people she knew, like Leia.
It was too funny to watch 'Mara' try to kill 'Luke'. After a
while, though, they ran out of Imperials and beer. So they
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They went to Coruscant, hoping that Mara
and Mirax had forgotten about them. Jaina nearly killed a
bounty hunter that tried to grab her from behind. When they
saw it was a Jedi, they knew things were bad. They walked with
their lightsabers out, ready to attack. Soon they found Mara.
"So you have returned!" she cried. Tahiri and Tenel Ka
slipped behind the group.
"Mirax! Mirax! They are here!"
Mara shouted. Jysella and Valin slipped back with the girls.
When Mirax tried to get the punks, Tenel Ka tripped her. They
laughed as she fell commically on her face. Mara had already
seen their plan, though, and caught Tahiri slipping past her
with Jysella.
"You will never escape!!!" she screamed. The
punks all ran as fast as possible to Leia and Han's rooms.
They locked the door behind them. But they froze solid when
they saw Leia, and the way she had dressed. She also had in a
new hair stylr, one that had clearly involved a razor.
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As they were bound for Coruscant, Jysella
turned to Jaina and whispered in a wavery voice "I-I want my
mommy!" and tears trickled down her cheeks. Valin rolled his
eyes,"Aw, jeez,Jys, stop being such a baby!" And then the ship
was lurched prematurely out of hyperspace.
"Uh-oh."
whispered Zekk into the stunned silence of the
cabin.
"Uh-oh." agreed Jacen. They looked out the viewport,
seeing a large New Republic fleet ahead.
"Oh, Sith."
commented Jaina.
"Yup, I'd agree with that." said
Zekk.
"They're hailing us." said Anakin.
"Open the
channel." said Jacen.
"K."
A staticy voice filled the
bridge.
"Unidentified vessel, stand by for boarding. Wait,
neg that. You are under arrest, Jaina and Jacen Solo. Stand by
for boarding party. Do not try anythign. You have the right to
remain silent..." Jacen switcehd the comm off. They sat there
in shocked silence. So this was it~ caught by the NR, they
were sure to get nailed by Mara and Luke. They looked on in
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<OOOPS! Ignore that- i didnt see that
when i wuz writing! sorry!!!! heehee!!!> |
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<so sorry!> |
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"Mom, wha-a-a-at did you do to your
hair?"
"You like it? You'd better!" said Leia. The kids
gulped. They were surrounded, but Anakin whispered,"Tahiri!
Back me up!"
"Got it!" said Tahiri. Anakin rose towards the
ceiling as if on a platform. He hacked a hole in the ceiling,
large enough for them to get through while the others battled
their parents. Mirax yanked Jysella by the hair and dragged
her off.
"Jysella!" shouted Valin. "Guys, we can't leave
her behind! She's one of us!!"
"Kid's got a point." said
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"NOT a kid!"exclaimed Val. |
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Jysella was back in Mirax's custody. Mirax
had tied Jysella to a chair, and there was no possibility of
escape.
"No daughter of mine will go around with purple
hair and punk clothes!" hissed Mirax.
"And now" she
said,"We will do something about that hair of
yours!"
Jysella's eyes widened in horror as Mirax's razor
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"Oh, shoot!" exclaimed Valin as he sensed
his sister's fear. "Mom's going whacko! Where's Dad when ya
need him?"
"What are they doing to Jysie?" asked
Jaina.
"Umm, tied her to a chair and shaving her head."
responded Valin.
"Hmm... the shaved head thing... again..."
said Anakin, "That was sooo...last month..."
"Dude, I like
totally agree!" added Tahiri enthusiastically.
"Guys, so
Jys won't feel so out of place when we steal her back, let's
shave our heads too!" suggested Zekk.
"Always the
considerate one, weren't you?" asked Anakin.
"Of course."
said Zekk.
"I dunno bout that..." said Jaina. "Jace, what
do you think?"
"Umm, let's discuss this over a couple of
beers, ok?" responded Jacen.
"This, I like!" Jaina
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The boards are back, but several replies
to our threads have been erased. Hmmm....!?
The
Punks lounged in the Solo's kitchen, sipping beer and
discussing whether or not to shave their heads. Occasionally a
loud scream would be heard from the room Jysella and Mirax
were in. The Punks paid it no attention. Jysella and her
mother were obviously spending quality time together and
besides, the beer was relaxing. |
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When Jysella ran out of the room with her
mother, Jaina finally noticed something was wrong.
"Whasup, Jys?" Jacen said, the words slurred together.
"Help! She's gone insane! Get us out of here!Anyone!"
Jysella cried. Mirax appeared waving the electric razor. A
scream jolted the punks back to their senses.
"Let's go!
To the Fizzz Houndmobile!"Jaina said, trying to keep
her vision straight. Zekk frowned.
"Wrong univerise,
Jaya." he said. After a great deal of struggling, the punks
finally got in their ship and shot for hyperspace. Almost
imediately, a voice was heard over the com.
"Jacen and
Jaina Solo, you are under arrest! Surrender at once!" the
cheery female voice said. Anakin slapped his forhead.
"They couldn't even talk to us directly? Punch it, Lowie!"
he said. Lowied growled something about being in charge.
"That's right, junior. I'm in charge, here!"
tbc...
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c...
"Dad!" Jaina exclaimed.
"And
Chewie! Not you two, too!" Jacen finished for her.
"Yup,
you bet it is. You three get your Jedi rears back here right
now, or Chewie an' me'll have to come get you in the
falcon!" Han yelled over the com. Jaina heard someone
in the background and hurried to finish calculating the
hyperspace jump. When she ran out of time, she stalled.
"Daddy, who's on the ship with you and Chewie?" she asked.
"Uh...nobody!" Han responded quickly. Too quickly.
"Could it be Uncle Luke or Aunt Mara?" Jacen asked, as
always taking the words out of Jaina's mouth.
"Mm...no!"
Han said again. They heard the sound of a lightsaber turning
on.
"No, Punk fools!" Mirax screamed.
"I thought we
were Jedi fools..." Jacen whispered with a smile.
"Whatever! I give you ten seconds to come back here before
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Jacen noticed that his girlfriend was
loist in thought. It was a rare feature, because none of the
punks really liked thinking that much any more.
"Whats
up?" Jacen asked. Tenel Ka looked up.
"The ceiling." She
replied with a frown. Jaina giggled as Anakin and Mirax
started throwing things at the com.
"I mean what are you
thinking?" Jacen asked.
"Jace, we have not been able to
hide on a planet, right?" Jacen nodded. "Well, why don't we
hide under a planet?"
"That's impossible! No one could his
under a planet! It's a sphere! oud have to..." he slowly
realized what he was being told.
"Good, Jacen!" Tenel Ka
said with a smirk.
"Jaina, set course for Yavin 4!" Jacen
yelled above Anakin. Jaina nodded.
"Right, little bro."
she said with a grin. She knew how much that nickname annoyed
Jacen. Mirax screamed something as the hound left for
the academy... |
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I'm done now...
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When they reached Yavin4, Tionne was there
to greet them. The punks 'borrowed' some shovels...and dug an
underground! But notheing perpared them for what they dug up
next.
"Sith!" Jaina said, awestruct. It seemed that they
had run into another underground, one thousands of years old.
"Hello, and welcome to the Sith Underground!" an old man
said cheeirly, as if people dug into this cavern every
day.
"Hi! We're running away from two Jedi! You won't have
to worry about us at all!" Jacen said, shaking the Sith's
hand. Jain's mouth hung open in disbelief.
"Jace, these
are Sith! As in the curse word Sith! What are you doing?!" she
whispered furiously. Jacen kept calm.
"If Uncle Luke never
found the Sith here...chance is he'll never find us, either."
he flashed a lopsided grin "Besides, these people have been
here for centuries. We could show them some modern stuff, like
music!"
~^~^~the SteadFast Officer~^~^~ (yippie!)
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The Punks followed the old man down a
long, dimly lit tunnel. As they walked further into the
darkness, Jacen noticed something strange.
"Hey, you're
growing taller!"he said to their guide.
"Or the tunnel is
getting lower"said Tenel Ka.
"No no no, that's what happens
in thatother movie" said the old man. " Have any of you
been drinking? That would explain the tunnel and the smell of
alcohol".
Lowie hicupped, and the old man smiled
slyly.
.:.: the First Officer (still stunned):.:.
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"Umm, so where are we going, Mr. Sith
man?" asked Tahiri.
"Oh, you'll see!" came the cheery
response. The aged man stared humming as they walked
along.
"This guy is freakin' me out!" whispered
Valin.
"Thank you very much, young Horn." said the
man.
Valin narrowed his eyes. "I never told you my name!"
he exclaimed.
"I know everyone's name down here in the
Underground." came the response.
"I'm not sure it's a good
thing if no one knows where we are... or that there is a Sith
Underground." commented Tahiri, "Like, what if he murdered us
and no one sees us again?"
"I am not a murderer, thanks a
bunch." said the old guy.
"Dude, I wasn't even talking to
you!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"Everyone talks to me down here."
came the calm reply.
"Blaster bolts!" whispered
Jaina.
"We're here!" announced the guy as they emerged into
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"You guys ready to give a concert?" asked
the old geezer.
"What? A concert?!" exclaimed
Anakin.
"Of course! We may be a bunch of old, evil guys,
but we DO have good taste in music!"
"Uh, ok..." said
Jacen.
"I do not thinks so, friend Jacen." said Tenel
Ka.
"Fact." he replied.
*~*~*~SFp Two*~*~*~ :D
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"You think we could..." Anakin
started.
"Nope," came the reply from the old man. "You
wont get ten feet without me catchin' you."
"Hey, was I
talkin' to you?" Anakin said furiously.
"Dont matter if
you were or wenen't. Didn't you hear the guy?" Jaina scolded
Anakin.
"Now what are we gonna do?" moaned Zekk.
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"Oh, er...um...whatever you're name is, I
have a surprise for you," Tenel Ka whispered to the man
seductively, winking at the punks. She pulled down her tube
top that she borrowed from Jaina a little more, and pulled the
old man into the room next door. The punks stared wide eyed
after her, wondering what she had just done. Jacen was the
most shocked, but somehow managed to recover his voice
first.
"Um,...guys?" he whispered. "What just
happened?"
"..., dunno," Jaina whispered back. "Why
would she wanna...I mean who would wanna...well...,"
A
thought hit Tahiri. "You guys, I think I know her plan."
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Zekk raised his eyebrow at Tahiri. "Well,
dont just stand there, tell us!"
~Your Steadfast Pilot
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"Ok," Tahiri started. "Tenel Ka learned
this new force trick the other day. When dealing with Sith,
you can drain their powers from them if you lay your hand on
their heart. It's really hard to do, and only a very
concentrated jedi can do it."
"Why didn't she tell me?"
Jacen complained.
"So, Tenel Ka is going to try this
new technique on him? What about all the other Sith around
here? She cant possibly steal the powers from all of them,"
Jaina said.
"Once she takes the powers, she can use
them to steal the other Siths' powers all at once," Tahiri
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Just then, Tenel Ka burst back into the
room, and smile on her face. "It worked," she cried. The
others cheered.
"What have you done to me?" the old
Sith thundered, stomping into the room. "I'll get you punks
for this!" He ran after the now fleeing Jedi.
"Quick,
lets steal that ship," Anakin panted. They ran up the ramp,
and started up the ship. With Jaina piloting, they flew out of
the underground hideout.
"Great, yet one more person
after us," Jaina said sarcasticly as soon as they were safely
into hyperspace.
"Where are we going now?" Zekk
asked.
"We are going to Vortex," Jaina said. Jacen
snorted.
"Vortex?" It's was Tenel Ka's turn to laugh.
"Jaina, my friend, they do not listen to music like this at
Vortex."
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"Ah, aha," Zekk laughed, geting a strange
look from the rest of the punks, especially Tenel Ka. "It was,
uh, a joke," he stamered.
"I do not appreciate being
made fun of, Zekk," Tenel Ka stated.
"This is a fact,"
Tahiri laughed. Tenel Ka glared at her.
"Easy," Jacen
told his girlfriend.
---
"Interesting, you say
they stole your powers?"
"Yes, the one called Tenel Ka
deceived me, but she will pay. They will all pay!" he
roared.
"Hmmm...., so they're going to Vortex, are
they?" Mara sat in the pilot seat of her ship, staring at the
screen. An old man stared back at her.
"Yes," he
growled. "They stole my personal ship just a few hours ago. I
saw to it myself that a tracker was put on all my ships before
I bought them. You will find those Jedi, then we will kill
them together." The former Sith reached up and broke the
connection with Mara.
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Mara grinned and looked over at her
companions. "Now the fun begins." Mara, Tara, Mirax, Luke, and
some mutated Imperials all laughed evily. Mara set her course
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"So, um, guys, why are we going to
Vortex?" asked Valin.
"Uh, I dunno,cuz it sounded like fun?
Besides, someone needs to teach them some music!" answered
Jaina.
"Dude! Liek, right on sister!" said
Anakin.
"Anakin, talk like that went out of style in the
20th century! Dude,like lay off that spice!" said
Tahiri.
"I haven't done any spice today, honest!" sputtered
and angry Anakin.
"Uh-huh. Suuuure ya didn't." Tahiri said
skeptically.
"Fine, then don't believe me but the others
all do, right guys?"
"Course we do Ani, course we do."
reassured Jaina. "I think it's the hair." she whispered. Ani
had just dyed it neon green with daisies, and was letting it
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"I think you're right." answered
Zekk.Anakin stomped out of the room, muttering somethign about
how no one ever trusts him and that he knows better than to do
spice,but no one really noticed.
"OK, so now Anakin's gone,
let's party!" said Jacen.
"I HEARD THAT!" shouted Anakin.
Lowie woofed laughting, and Tenel Ka started laughing, too.
Everyone stared at her as she cracked up.
"Um, Tenel Ka, I
dunno if you realize this, but you're laughing!" said
Jacen.
"Friend Jacen, shut up." was the reply.
Zekk,
Jaina, Lowie, Tahiri, Valin and everyone else burst out
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"Are we there yet?" asked Jysella in this
whiny-little-kid voice. Jacen sighed in exasperation, "No, for
the 14th time, we are NOT there yet!"
"Um, Master Jacen,
that is only the thirteenth time you've said that." corrected
Em-Teedee.
"Shup up, you little droid before I arrange a
memory wipe when we get to Vortex!" gritted Jacen through his
teeth.
"Oh, dear. A memory wipe? Oh, dear me!" Teedee
muttered. Lowie reached down and shut him off.
"Thank you,
Lowie!" exclaimed Jacen.
"Please, someone remind me why we
fixed him again?" asked Jaina. Everyone shrugged.
"So, what
are the odds that Luke and Mara will have beaten up to
Vortex?" asked Zekk.
"Quite large, if I know them." said
Jaina.
"Great. Emerging from hyperspace in 5minutes!"
announced Jacen.
"I hope the Vors are friendly," said
Valin.
<sorry, ahd to get it back up, so I added
something dumb. someone add to it from here!... please?...;D)
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>You readers should check out the convo
thread.<
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Suddenly the Punks were jolted off their
feet.
"What's happening!?!" cried Jaina.
"We came out
of hyperspace early!" answered Jacen. "And I think I know why.
Look!"
They all looked where Jacen was pointing. Directly
in front of them lay and interdictor.
"Oh, man!" said
Valin. "What now?"
A voice came over the comm. "I have you
now, Punk Brats!" it said. It was Mara.
"You have GOT to be
kidding me!" the Punks cried in unison.
~~~ *Green Lead*
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"So, planning a little trip to the Vortex,
were we?" Mara said. "Didn't count on me being here, did you?
Ha!"
"How did you find us?" asked Tahiri.
"I will always
find you! You cannot escape from me!" she answered. Her voice
had a more maniacal edge on it than usual.
Suddenly the
ship shook as beams of purple light burst from Mara's ship and
flew towards them.
"She's firing on us!" yelled
Jacen.
"Hmm, I like that purple. I wonder if it would suit
my hair?" said Jaina.
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"We have to do something!" a nervous yet
excited Tahiri yelled to Jaina and Zekk, who were taking the
controls as a huge blast shook the ship, and emteede went
flying back, nailing thier Wookie friend in the rear.
Luckily, thier opponents had forgotten to turn off the
commchannel allowing them to hear everything that was
happening...
TBC... |
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Everyone on the bridge turned when they
heard an angry Mara, barf in the refresher....and everyone
heard the conversation... that was taking
place...
--
"How long have you been throwing up for?" a
worried Leia asked.
"About three weeks," was her
reply.
"Wasn't that about the same time Luke, started
prancing around all cheerfully? Leia questioned
curriously...
"Yea, well, he's a lot better now that he's
back to normal, and my hair grew back..."came the
reply.
"Mara! You have morning sickness!"Leia
gasped.
"Yea well, Luke always was a good kisser..."said
Mara.
"You're tellin me!"
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Oops forgot! lol and i came up w/ this
idea!
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What Leia had actually said finally hit
Mara. "Wait a second.... MORNING SICKNESS!?!?"
Leia
nodded an affirmative.
Mara, jaw nearly to the floor,
continued, "Uhhhh, Leia, I don't think so."
Leia
smiled, still convinced of the obvious. "Trust me,
Mara."
"No. I REALLY doubt it."
Leia leaned
closer to Mara. "Why don't you go lie down, and do a
self-assesment with the Force."
Mara sighed in
resignation. "Okay. Fine! But you'll see! It's just the flu or
something, I'm SURE of it!"
Leia smiled after Mara as
she left the room.
***
Just as she stepped into
her room, Mara noticed the presence of some primative life.
'Strange,' she thought to herself.
Sitting down in the
most comfortable chair she could find, Mara was able to
pinpoint the location of the lifeform: it was near her
abdomen. 'Well, maybe it's NOT the flu,' she
thought.
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Closing her eyes in concentration, she
zeroed in with the Force on the life. It was a collection of
her own cells-- almost tumor-like-- nestled in her uterus. 'Oh
Sith! It's NOT the flu! It's a tumor! No wonder I've been sick
for so long!' she thought to herself.
She shifted her grip
with the Force, ready to cut off the blood flow. A new wave of
nausea almost broke her concentration. Rushing to
############# and get to the 'fresher, Mara choked the
"tumor."
Just as she had, she realized what had felt so
strange about it... it felt kind of like Luke's life
signature. The realization of what she had done hit her like a
bantha hoof. "Opps," she said out loud.
"Oh, my. Luke
is NOT going to be happy about this."
The door whooshed
open and Luke ran through. "Mara!" He knealt by his wife's
side (who was by now laughing hysterically at her
mistake).
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He looked more concerned than ever. "Mara!
What is wrong? Mara, answer me!"
Whiping away tears of
mirth, Mara managed: "It was an accident!!!"
Luke took
her by the shoulders. "Mara, WHAT was an accident?! What
happened"
Not able to speak, Mara made the gesture of
strangling someone, pointed vaguly to Luke, then erupted in a
new fit of laughter.
"Mara!" Luke had nearly lost his
patience. "What does this," he mimiced the gesture,
"mean?!"
Still laughing like a maniac, Mara finally
managed, "I killed it!"
"WHAT did you
kill?!?"
Mara said nothing, just continued to laugh,
and pointd to her stomach, to Luke, then back
again.
Then it hit him. No wonder the room reeked of
death!
Luke stood in utter amazement. "Mara? You
didn't?"
Still laughing, Mara nodded.
Luke
stomped his foot in disappointment. "Drat it! Mara, you moron!
What do you have to say for yourself?!"
Laughter
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>Not sure what happened but all of the
# is supposed to be "take care of the thing." Why it got
marked out is beyond me!<
~~~~May the Force be with
y'all~~~~
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Mara shrugged.
"Oh well." she said.
"You live and learn. I promise I won't kill our next child
until it's at least fourteen. Anyway, c'mon! We've got Punks
to kill!"
They dashed back to the control deck of the
interdictor.
"I want all weapons aimed and fired at that
ship!" Mara cried as she walked in. "I want nothing but space
dust remaining! Fire!!"
"Umm, Mara?" said Leia
timidly.
"WHAT!" yelled Mara.
"They've gone. They
scarpered while you were with Luke."
The room descended
into deathly quiet. "Your joking, right?" asked Mara, her
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Leia looked terrified. "No." she said.
"They've really gone!"
No one spoke. Finally Mara raised
her head and grinned evilly.
"No problem!" she said. "We'll
track them with the locator on their ship! They won't escape
this time!"
Again, Leia looked scared. "Umm, no we won't.
They've found and disabled their locator. They've
gone."
***
Meanwhile, the Punks ship was halfway
across the galaxy. The Punks were having a drinking contest;
who could drink the most and still successfully navigate
through an asteroid field in one of the escape pods. Suddenly,
they heard a faint scream full of bitterness and rage.
"Did
you hear that?" said Anakin. "It sounded like Aunt
Mara!"
The twins looked at one another. "Nah." they replied
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It was Tahiri's turn to go through the
asteroid field. All the others had succesfully made it through
after ten synthahols and a bottle of Babycham. Tahiri had
upped the stakes by drinking a bottle of something they had
found in a locker called WD40.
"I'llll be fine!" she said,
slurring. "Jus', jus' watch and you'll see!"
She climbed in
the escape pod and off she went. The punks watched her from
one of the ship's monitors.
"Go left!" said Jaina.
"No,
right!" said Anakin.
Suddenly a big asteroid loomed in
front of the pod. Then the pod was gone.
"Oh, no!" cried
Anakin. "Tahiri's dead!"
Suddenly the comm channel opened.
"No I'm not!" answered Tahiri. "I'm fine. You guys have to
come and see what I've found on this asteroid. You're never
going to believe it!"
~~~ *Green Lead* ~~~ |
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-----
back on the ship w/ Mara and
Luke...
"Luke! What did you DO to your head!" Mara
screamed. Luke grinned and finished his new hair cut. Mara
stood in shock, her jaw hit the floor with a dull thud as he
completed.
"Do you like?" he asked. Mara shut her mouth.
"Have you gone insane again?!" she yelled.
"No." Luke
said. He had shaved his entire head, excpet for a patch of
long brown hair that looked like a pony tail. He braided it
and looped it up like Leia often did to her hair. Then he
pulled on one of his sister's dresses. Mara began to scream
hystarically and ran from the room.
--------
Anakin and
Jaina decided to go find Tahiri. She had banked her pod on the
asteroid. They flew into a small cave and landed. Then Zekk,
the only one of them who was still sober, went to go find her.
When he returned, Tahiri was basically cross-eyed with
drunkeness. Anakin ran and retrived his girlfriend from Zeek.
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both of them being as drunk as they were,
they tripped over each other and landed sprawled on the floor.
The twins had some target pratice shooting rocks before Zekk
could shut the hatch. When he did, there was a rumble.
"Geez, like, what was that?" Jaina asked. Tahiri had
passed out, and they had laid her on a couch in the lounge.
"I don' know. You go an' see." Jacen said. Jaina pushed
herself into the cockpit and collapsed in the copilot's chair.
"Get us outta here!" Zekk yelled suddenly. Jaina frowned,
trying to see the controls. Eventually, with Lowie's help, she
got the ship flying. They zoomed towards the tunnel exit.
Jaina noticed blankly that the tunnel had teeth. It seemed to
be closing. Jacen screamed and passed out as he saw. Lowie
quickly revived him by splashing a beer on his face.
"This
is the biggest animal I've ever seen!" he said, his brandy
brown eyes wide.
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Jaina quickly got them out of the tunnel.
She noticed that she couldn't get into hyperspace. Her twin
fainted again. Jaina quickly found out why.
Mara's ship
was waiting for them. She passed out as well, weather it was
from the beer or from the sight of her aunt's
ship...
--------
Mara quickly captured the Punks. It
seemed that they were drunk again. Only Zekk was in fighting
condition. She quickly tied him up, with Leia's help. They
locked the Punks in a small cell. This had once been an
Imperial ship, after all. There was a nice sized detention
level.
After about three hours in hyperspace, the twins
came to. Mara laughed as she heard the punks banging on the
walls, then wondered if this was one of their songs.
------
Anakin gave up. His aunt was as warm hearted as
a Hutt. They would be Rancor-food for breakfast by the time
she was done with them. It didn't help that the stuff Tahiri
had drank gave her a hangover. There wasn't alot of room to
throw up.
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Jaina and Jacen tried their best to open
the door with the force. Eventually, their Uncle brought them
all some food. Anakin was dismaied at the lack of a beer.
"I caught that!" Luke said sharply. "Your mother and
father are on this ship! What would Leia do if you turned up
drunk?"
"Uh...maybe kill us?" Anakin said.
"I'm doing
you a favor, Punk. Stay straight so Mara doesn't go too hard
on ya." he said. To make things sweet, Tahiri upchucked on his
Jedi robes brfore he left. The Punks snickered as Luke slid
and fell on his bottom.
-----
Mara plugged her nose as
Luke entered the bridge.
"Ug! Go take a shower!" Leia
said.
"It wasn't me!" he said. "It was one of those Punks!"
"They're sick?" she asked. "What one? You can't keep them
locked up if they're sick!"
"It was your son's
girlfriend." Luke snapped.
"What one?" Leia asked.
"The little one!" Luke spat. Leia's face clouded.
"Mara, I'm getting her out." she said.
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Now that they finally retrieved the punks,
they decided to figure out what to do with them. This led to a
big fight, with Leia feeling quite guilty, Mirax, very upset
at the state of her children, Mara mad at them and herself for
recent happenings, Luke feeling helpless, guilty and
distressed,and a staring Han, Corran, Chewbacca, Kyp, and
hundreds of tormented Imperials confused and annoyed.
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"Oh no you're not! I captured them!" Mara
shot back.
"I don't care. They're only teenagers!" she
said. Mara threw her hands in the air.
"And while you're
at it, why don't you give them some food, too?" she said
sarcastically.
"Uh, I already did that." Luke said
guiltily. Mara heaved a sigh.
"Fine, then."
-------
"I want to go too! Mara's going to kill us all!
I'm not letting Tahiri out of my sight!"
"You can shut up
and let me take her, or you can keep yelling and let me leave
her here. I'm sure that by the smell of this cell, you'd
rather have me take her." Leia said.
"Yes! I mean, no!
You're confusing me!" Anakin cried.
"I'm so sorry for
that. Let me put it simpler. You keep yelling, I let her barf
on you. You stop, I let her barf on Mara!"
"On Mara?"
Jacen said. Leia smiled smugly.
"Yup. You deserve some
freedom. I'm letting you all go. Just give me time." she said.
Anakin smiled.
"Thanks mom." he said.
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~* Sorry, My Brothers Computer is messed
up...it read me as Jwiskid87... and the sign in page wont
open...so...I'm using this name this time.
Next time
I'll use my usual name.(ROGUEeleven)
*~* Green Two *~*
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(sorry, I didn't see your post)
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Please Disregard my posts...I didn't
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My fault i caught u midpost |
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"You're going to negotiatewith
Mara?!" asked Luke disbelievingly. "When watching the
holovision, it's either her way or no way!"
"Well of course
things will work out" said Leia." I wasn't the Chief of State
for nothing!"
Leia followed Mara into a private room. Luke
wandered nervously in the halls. A loud crash came from the
room, followed by angry shouting. Luke poked his head through
the doorway to make sure everything was alright, but quickly
retreated as a chair sailed over his head, missing him by
centimeters. |
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